Political Caption Competition


Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Don’t worry America, it’s not so bad having Pennywise the Clown in a flasher costume as your head of state. Just ask New Zealand…
Two guys four cocks. Bet you’ve never seen that before.
Can you guess the common connection here folks?
Both have dodgy and very grubby foreign trusts.
You’re fired!
The most remarkable thing about hanging is the rogues that escape it.
“Bad hair days”, all megalomaniacs have them.