Political Caption Competition
Dictators in Love:
PUTIN: And then I said to the Barman, ‘Not if I throw you out a window first”
KIM: “Hahahahaha”
Dictators in Love:
PUTIN: And then I said to the Barman, ‘Not if I throw you out a window first”
KIM: “Hahahahaha”

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Putin and Kim make room for Luxon to sit in middle.
Remind me again: how far is it to the DMZ ?
Since both of us a too powerful to require seatbelts, let’s test the airbags by driving at speed into a wall.
Two cunts with fish hook smiles
Vladimir Vladimirovich again making whitemen proud!
You should see the crazy dance they do after the nerve agent. Op, op, op, op, oppa Gangnam style.
fahkin sik mate hook it up round the next roundabout
Bill English and Jian Yang… Kim Jong Un and Putin…Spot the difference…
I think he’s got it by George – or some western deity.
‘Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of making arms for you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight….afternoon delight’
Ignite