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The Boss Party has said your tea break is up.
Welcome to NuZuilind – where the Hobbits vote for Orcs
The Boss Party has said your tea break is up.
Welcome to NuZuilind – where the Hobbits vote for Orcs

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
Puts paid to blonde jokes
Worker: ” Sorry boss I’m sick , I have Ebola.”
Boss : “Ebola ? Let me look that up. No ! Get into work you have at least nine good working days in you still. “
We will rewrite a health guidelines checklist for what is ‘ sick ‘. Your boss will give you a physical examination.
Brooke’s new theory – diseases can be trained to accrue on set dates to align with your boss’ approved date.
She got that idea from a cartoon book. At the start of a working season the boss has an unmarked calendar chart on the wall headed Grandmothers/Grandfathers Funeral.
Deputy ACT leader and cyborg can’t donate as she has no blood. Is cold and heartless(it’s a rightwing thing)