Political Caption Competition

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1. Deputy ACT leader and cyborg can’t donate as she has no blood. Is cold and heartless(it’s a rightwing thing)

2. Brooke’s new theory – diseases can be trained to accrue on set dates  to align with your boss’ approved date.

   1. She got that idea from a cartoon book. At the start of a working season the boss has an unmarked calendar chart on the wall headed Grandmothers/Grandfathers Funeral.

3. We will rewrite a health guidelines checklist for what is ‘ sick ‘. Your boss will give you a physical examination.

4. Worker: ” Sorry boss I’m sick , I have Ebola.”

   Boss : “Ebola ? Let me look that up. No ! Get into work you have at least nine good working days in you still. “

5. Puts paid to blonde jokes

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