Political Caption Competition
Chloe when she sees Mike Hosking

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
I will get my big sister Genter to beat you up.
Not until after Uffindell has bashed them with a bed leg leg first.
But then again Trev you did promote forgiveness for past events, is Genter an exception for her non physical attack?
Is that from when she was auditioning for NZ First?
Keep out of the girls’ lavs, Luxon, like Winston said.
“ On yer bike, Kerekere.”
“ Not that choc, Marama, too many fruit and nuts”
“ Put it back on the rack, Golriz.”