Political Caption Competition
Who invited the Cracker?

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Notice that of the group you can’t see Luxon’s hands!
Why do all the images of Luxon show him laughing? I am missing the joke as I wade through the news trying to keep up with the downgrading of NZ/AO, yet keep hoping for a change. Ir’s not laugh-a-minute stuff.
“ Wait ‘til you see me in my pyjamas ! “
Are those his USA ones with sequins or his black and white hoop ones ? Or his orange onesies ?
O’Toole Nope, the ones with broad arrows pointing upwards and probably made in China, Bangladesh, or Sth East Asia, by exploited machinists whose life stories would make stone eyes weep.
” I couldn’t fit all the names of my corporate sponsors on my shirt “
Evil has many faces.
“ I can hug disc jockeys too, and my wife will bake scones for pop singers. I am relatable.”
What do they have in common (they are both sinking)
Quite right, bunch of losers.
Schmoozing like Key.
The Meghan Markle Syndrome hairless.