Political Caption Competition
Who invited the Cracker?

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
Notice that of the group you can’t see Luxon’s hands!
Why do all the images of Luxon show him laughing? I am missing the joke as I wade through the news trying to keep up with the downgrading of NZ/AO, yet keep hoping for a change. Ir’s not laugh-a-minute stuff.
“ Wait ‘til you see me in my pyjamas ! “
Are those his USA ones with sequins or his black and white hoop ones ? Or his orange onesies ?
O’Toole Nope, the ones with broad arrows pointing upwards and probably made in China, Bangladesh, or Sth East Asia, by exploited machinists whose life stories would make stone eyes weep.
” I couldn’t fit all the names of my corporate sponsors on my shirt “
Evil has many faces.
“ I can hug disc jockeys too, and my wife will bake scones for pop singers. I am relatable.”
What do they have in common (they are both sinking)
Quite right, bunch of losers.
Schmoozing like Key.
The Meghan Markle Syndrome hairless.