Political Caption Competition
See no Evil. Hear no Evil. Evil.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Oh dear, that’s good.
If frown lines appear like lines left at high tide on the coastline twice a day, let’s speed up our human tides. Soon our Great Leaders, the wizened little men and women they actually are, will be seen snor(t)ing in their Chairs in Parliament, showing their inadequacy to Rule the Hoi Polloi.
Luxon: ‘God help me’
Peters: ‘I am hearing voices’
Seymour: ‘Just a minute while I blow on my knuckles’
Flopovers , Hangovers and Leftovers.
Great OToole!
Ed’s caption freaked me out here. It was my first thought too.
Which one is the leader? Well none of them quite frankly.