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He actually refers to himself as the ‘King of TikTok’
This is why he needs 7 staff working his socials.
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
“Vanity keeps persons in favor with themselves who are out of favor with all others.”
William Shakespeare
Dik dok puckering up for more arrrrse kissing.
Hmmm, “do ya feel lucky bottom-feeder”
I’ ll just get on with my Thai dating APP selfies now.
Nice soundbites though.. that RCEP was already in place in 2022 with an annual growth rate of 5.7%. But hey what would dumbass old voters know, they’ll be dead…over 20 years we can do growth targets at less than 3% per annum.
Now ‘ duck lips ‘ pose…. then a ..
How come baldy is happy for Myanmar murderers to come to our country but won’t give our gang members the time of day oh! yes, it’s about business (at all costs) who cares about moral, ethics, principals or integrity.
Don’t expect too much of a government which is driving its own cops out of the country, and dumping on Kiwi kids; just tighten your seatbelt.
The two-faced leader of New Zealand’s most child hating government.
Unusual streetwalker spotted plying their trade in Sukumwit, offering extreme domination, and anything else, if the price is right. Torturing for bottomfeeders, whipping for deplorables, flogging for rental tenants, thumbsrews for home buyers, gutpunches for public servants, amongst the diverse offering.
PS – Please start a petition for Shane Jones who is easing coal mining consenting, to be sent down to Antarctica, to personally measure the rate of loss of the Antarctic ice shelf, and then report back on his findings.
‘Report back the findings’….but leave him there!!
Whatta DikDok.
Lol
7 social media staff, tax refunds for landlords whilst kids go hungry at school and private Charter schools are funded by taxpayers.
But imagine how much worse he could be without those 7 social media helpers. Key did dopey public stuff, and it was maybe a masque for the smiling assassin, so who knows what Luxon’s really up to.
He is an absolute embarrassment.
Indeed Luxon is an embarrassment. Cast your mind back over any good or bad leaders of any country and you’ll find none ever behaving in this way, drunk or sober. He demeans we the voters, expecting us to accept such asinine antics.
Yes….doing his best impersonation of a 14 year old school girl…
Only to find…it’s not an impersonation..
And 14 year old schoolgirls have dropped tik tok and are now
studying solutions to catastr
ophic climate change instead…
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I was going to make a quip based on the “blue steel” joke from Zoolander, but then found I couldn’t, because I like that movie…