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New Right Wing Action Man with 36 point Action Plan
Comes with opposable political grip and optional Tesla
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Political Caption Competition
Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Empty plastic vessel, buy 1 get 100 free.
comes complete with vibrating head, batteries and charger
“ Do you think I’m sexy?”
Little action man delivers little.
Bob1 claps his little hands with glee as the NACTZIs release their first ” deliverable ” .
Now you know why there isn’t a pregnant barbie doll !
Recalled for misleading claims on “action”. He doesn’t have a hand up his arse to make him work.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Children and Parents
Disclaimer: Product inoperable without Little David’s hand.
Plus matching pyjamas for the whole family, and afternoon tea with the wife for only $115.00.