Political Caption Competition
All three at the opening of their second chin and jowls for The Crony Capitalism of Gravy Awards held last night
All three at the opening of their second chin and jowls for The Crony Capitalism of Gravy Awards held last night

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Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
It’s taken me all weekend to remember where I’ve seen a painting like this.
Charles the 1st was it? From 3 angles. And what happened to him?
Good captions everyone.
Now we know what it looks like to the baby when the kindly politician comes round distributing kisses. goodwill and promises. So soon does disillusionment start! Waah!
Torn between 2 lovers. Treated like a f***
Three weasels walk into a bar…
The bartender says, “We don’t serve NACTZIs here.” The NACTZIs say, “That’s OK…We don’t serve anyone either.”
And the bartender turns to them and says, “what, is this some kind of joke? Where’s the prostitute and the lobbyist ?”
And Jones says to the bartender “get your top off love and give us a gander”. Brown say’s “but I’m not of age” and Bishop say’s “do you serve the best pies here?”
All three turn and point to the working men in the back playing pool and say, “those guys are buying our drinks”.