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It’s called a pen Nicola, you do budgets with it love.
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Are you blind dammit, can you see my left thumb Nicola, that is about the same size as Luxons brain, do you understand?
As usual your figures are wrong yet again Grant, and realistically it would be much more accurate to say that the size of Luxons brain, is no bigger than this pen I’m holding!
I’ve brought this pen Grant to show you how I am going to make bigger figures stand out with permanent cuts in spending on the indigent and non-productive in this country. I’m not going to be a cuddly pussy like you. We women have got into power and it will be pow-errh believe me.
Did she grow Grant’s flowers? And what does the Scottish-like plaid on the abbreviated arm indicate? Their nationalism cohort is spirited – are they bringing a diplomatic message? Questions, every day gets more uncertain. We live in interesting times huh!
Greywarbler. Grant’s returning to his home patch, and alma mater, Otago University, in the Deep South, built by hard working exiles from the Scottish Highlands and Lowlands, hence the plaid. Not the best little tartan in the world, maybe one imported from China. Good quality tartan gear can be bought here, but if it was a presentation from the National Party, then quality is not in their orbit.
The piece of tartan doesn’t even have a hemmed edge. That’s cheapness.
Bryon D It was probably purchased by one of their young lackeys. I have two similar pieces, one sold as a thickish bed sheet and made in China, and one from an Op Shop, a thin rug of indeterminate origin, the former with loose threads which make it look unhemmed. Certainly neither would be good enough as a presentation piece. I thought this one looked tacky, and hoped that as a bloke, Robertson mightn’t realise this…
As a tartan it’s not particularly authentic looking; China and Sth Korea, are both very into plaid fashion, so this rug could come from anywhere. Job lot along with the Luxons’ Christmas PJ’s ?
@ Snow White heap big rug given in exchange for what? – and where are the beads?
Oh what a small pearl necklace you have, Nicola.