“Now this is classy! I wish they did up Premier House like this, but these days you plate everything in gold & they call you ‘entitled’ as if it’s a bad thing! When’s your boss coming? Can I get a Shirley Temple please? No ice cubes, I know you people use local water for them”
1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…
From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.
Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.
Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.
It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Bottom feeders and hungry children are not entitled in the way that I am.
“ As I mentioned, Jesus loves me. “
“ My wife wears pyjamas”
“ Could call me Forest Gump, but I’m more like Donald Trump.”
“ Jesus loves me.”
Is that thing behind the flag what a defibrillator looks like? We mustn’t lose heart in this mish-mash and remember that blondies are still politically popular with the heartland of USA, if that is where these men are.
“I have no idea what it is to be a politician let alone a PM, it’s just that right wing voters are just dumb fucks and I didn’t think anyone could be thicker than me. But I was wrong yet again”
Who are these people? One looks like Luxon but can someone advise the other, looks a bit like Seymour with phake than. They seem to be in a luxury nuthouse with quality padded walls suitable for aspiring, perspiring politicians. Puzzling what?
I’m getting too big for my britches
With fatty sighs from my thighs
My dome surpasses St Paul’s and St Peter’s
And my limo replaces my feeters.
Some folk say I’m no good
Not doing the things that I should
But my skin is as thick
As a concrete brick
And my heart made of borer-proof wood.
“To be honest, I still don’t get it why I couldn’t point out that I am entitled to my entitlements”