Political Caption Competition
Shhhhhh.
Move towards the light, it will all stop hurting soon.
Shhhhhh.
Move towards the light, it will all stop hurting soon.

Sweet Jesus, this is the funniest thing you will see this year… Trump’s Iran Downfall pic.twitter.com/9dxTcHsFOM — Fintwit Capital (@fan_fintwit)…

He got citizenship after 12 days in New Zealand. Now his company is linked to AI warfare. At what point does “exceptional” become unacceptable?

Well. That escalated quickly… Greens deny former sex worker’s background was a factor in candidate decision The Green Party says…

We face the worst energy crisis in NZs history and David Seymour’s vanity project says what now? Ministry seeks regulatory…

National is in freefall, Labour is back in front, and TOP is suddenly close enough to make everyone nervous. This Roy Morgan poll changes the mood.

There are not that many on the Left who I have huge respect and aroha for, but Max Harris is…
The eyes start to glaze over after being photoed for promotional purposes 100 times, sometimes leads to myopia, or new condition, ‘my-dystopia’. There is also problem with the jaw becoming rigidly set in a ‘grin-ace’ akin to that seen in rigor mortis, or mortice (if you have a key which extends life, specially cut for pollies and those with life-assurance.).’
Come closer dearie, said the spider to the fly.
Sweetie? Yes darling!
Next we could do a sleep over at yours? Yessss!!!
I have the perfect matching pyjamas for a pyjama party!
Or.. we could wear bunny costumes for my upcoming Easter cards!
When you have to live on a weekly grocery bill of $60 during a period of continued high inflation…