Political Caption Competition
Shhhhhh.
Move towards the light, it will all stop hurting soon.
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
The eyes start to glaze over after being photoed for promotional purposes 100 times, sometimes leads to myopia, or new condition, ‘my-dystopia’. There is also problem with the jaw becoming rigidly set in a ‘grin-ace’ akin to that seen in rigor mortis, or mortice (if you have a key which extends life, specially cut for pollies and those with life-assurance.).’
Come closer dearie, said the spider to the fly.
Sweetie? Yes darling!
Next we could do a sleep over at yours? Yessss!!!
I have the perfect matching pyjamas for a pyjama party!
Or.. we could wear bunny costumes for my upcoming Easter cards!
When you have to live on a weekly grocery bill of $60 during a period of continued high inflation…