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Next they’ll want to milk cows in Parliament while arguing climate change is a socialist hoax that doesn’t require methane emissions to be included in target
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Real men don’t wear boots with pink toes! And I wear gumboots to mow the lawns, partly to protect my pink toes. So wearing them doesn’t turn a person into a good farming hero. ‘Oh yes they’re the Great Pretenders, ooh ooh.’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEzfhclKO8Q
Is this the beginning of a new art development – NZ Gothic?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gothic
… and the cleaner is on the minimum wage.
Too right. Parliament not only makes the laws, it stands by them as well. Though sometimes it does stand by them and watch as they lie limp on the ground after having been infected by poisonous wealth-crazed mercenary economic doctors.
Note this is not referring to medical doctors (good) – but using doctor as in someone not medical, who fits up some deal to someone else’s disadvantage.
Urban dictionary –
Doctor (US style) A person who kills your ills with pills, then kills you with bills.
They might be fielders in the Natz indoor cricket team. (see link below)
https://twitter.com/Mykuhl/status/1687716687641231360
Next thing all MPs of good standing with their human constituents of either gender, will wear fake breasts to show solidarity with their mothers who manufactured and moulded them. Good egg eh!
C’mon they just want to show how at home NZ citizens of the right feel in Parliament. The next step will be to turn it into somewhere they all go to lounge on the furniture and have a chin-wag over a beverage from the bar in the corner.