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Welcome to your new Government

Grey Lynn feud shooting: Teen killer Kayden Stanaway sentenced for murder NZ Herald Genuinely surprised by the verdict in…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?
New government motto: Smokes and mirrors.
Yay, NZ finally has it’s own bozo government, just like the UK and US (BJ/DT). Kiwis so dumb!