Political Caption Competition
National, ACT + NZ First negotiating team

Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Concerns mount over axing of national te reo Māori radio news service The decision to cut the national te reo…

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
No, got to seem to keep our noses clean.
Are we all ready to skewer the public yet?
quack quack quack
Not kind to ducks. Are you referring to a different sort of ‘duck’ – what we will have to do under fire from Gnasnionact?
Camouflage so we can have conclave in secrecy is best practice, and we are glad that the idea of KKK gear has been abandoned (so Halloweenish to be dressed in sheets) but WTF these are plague robes and masks.
Why do we have to wear these silly hats?
Not even with the Wombles dark arts and conjuring can their leader reach the apec
Call me pernickety – but the Wombles were great little fellows and kept parks clean, recycled things, and were a perfect model for the Greens but whose path was not well followed. They weren’t into dark arts I think, their leitmotif was good ‘natured’.