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National, ACT + NZ First negotiating team

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Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
No, got to seem to keep our noses clean.
Are we all ready to skewer the public yet?
quack quack quack
Not kind to ducks. Are you referring to a different sort of ‘duck’ – what we will have to do under fire from Gnasnionact?
Camouflage so we can have conclave in secrecy is best practice, and we are glad that the idea of KKK gear has been abandoned (so Halloweenish to be dressed in sheets) but WTF these are plague robes and masks.
Why do we have to wear these silly hats?
Not even with the Wombles dark arts and conjuring can their leader reach the apec
Call me pernickety – but the Wombles were great little fellows and kept parks clean, recycled things, and were a perfect model for the Greens but whose path was not well followed. They weren’t into dark arts I think, their leitmotif was good ‘natured’.