Political Caption Competition
The Chinese ambassador to New Zealand begs current NZ Prime Minister to start importing Pandas.
The Chinese ambassador to New Zealand begs current NZ Prime Minister to start importing Pandas.

Sweet Jesus, this is the funniest thing you will see this year… Trump’s Iran Downfall pic.twitter.com/9dxTcHsFOM — Fintwit Capital (@fan_fintwit)…

He got citizenship after 12 days in New Zealand. Now his company is linked to AI warfare. At what point does “exceptional” become unacceptable?

Well. That escalated quickly… Greens deny former sex worker’s background was a factor in candidate decision The Green Party says…

We face the worst energy crisis in NZs history and David Seymour’s vanity project says what now? Ministry seeks regulatory…

National is in freefall, Labour is back in front, and TOP is suddenly close enough to make everyone nervous. This Roy Morgan poll changes the mood.

There are not that many on the Left who I have huge respect and aroha for, but Max Harris is…
Just do a swap. Key would fit well in a Chinese Zoo.
Key has had his time as PM finding NZ a funny odd gplace and now spends his time finding funny haha things to interest him.
Is that panda having a baby panda or what?
When we have AI Prime Ministers they won’t end up pandering to childish glee like this.
If I get close enough I could pull the Panda’s ponytail, that’s what a wonderful ex Prime Minister would do.
Remember that young waitress I molested, well that’s what Sir John best Prime Minister in our history and a wonderful person would do.
When you want to tell your sock puppet Luxon to make sure he pandas to the Chinese in coalition negotiations without saying it out loud.
Balding old man looking for a play date.