Political Caption Competition
The Chinese ambassador to New Zealand begs current NZ Prime Minister to start importing Pandas.
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Just do a swap. Key would fit well in a Chinese Zoo.
Key has had his time as PM finding NZ a funny odd gplace and now spends his time finding funny haha things to interest him.
Is that panda having a baby panda or what?
When we have AI Prime Ministers they won’t end up pandering to childish glee like this.
If I get close enough I could pull the Panda’s ponytail, that’s what a wonderful ex Prime Minister would do.
Remember that young waitress I molested, well that’s what Sir John best Prime Minister in our history and a wonderful person would do.
When you want to tell your sock puppet Luxon to make sure he pandas to the Chinese in coalition negotiations without saying it out loud.
Balding old man looking for a play date.