Political Caption Competition
This is the worst threesome in NZ History – they all cry out their own names when they orgasm
This is the worst threesome in NZ History – they all cry out their own names when they orgasm

New 1 News Poll and it highlights just how hard this fight will be for the Left: National – 34%…

With Matua Winston threatening a referendum against the Māori Electorates, we need Early 2025 Eru, not the one we have…
Are media cheerleaders ignoring cracks in New Zealand’s economy? Rising unemployment, weak retail and stalled infrastructure suggest deeper trouble.

New Zealand’s justice system has handed down its sentence in the Grey Lynn feud shooting that left one young man…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
“When shall we three meet again…?”
The Three Nasty Narcs.
Cod, Flounder, and Snapper.
Clod, flounder and slapper. Fixed it for you
Coq au vin, lobster bisque, venison stew…
Bouillabaisse is a classic French dish… It requires many different varieties of fish, and traditionally was made with whatever the fishermen hadn’t sold that morning.
(What will the dish be like when the ingredients were off before they were dragged from the murky depths? There is something very fishy about our election, which was not settled by the next morning and grows exponentially fragrant.)
The 3 Monkeys
See more evil, Do more evil, Be more evil
It is true – the one with the most skin in the game wins by a head!
Rimmer’s a stunned mullet. I wonder if Whinney has unblocked him yet? Lolz
3 shady characters: Mr. Dangerous, Mr. Suspicious, Mr. Deceitful.
Up to no good.
The look that three men have when they discover that the only meal that are having is dead rat.
Winston. “He rang me at 2 minutes past two. What time did he ring you Seymour?”