Political Caption Competition
I’m your captain, and I’m going to fly our plane into the Sun!
I’m your captain, and I’m going to fly our plane into the Sun!

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
I got fat eating at the parliament lunch room. Nyum nyum.
I’m so wealthy from my tax payers salary all these years that I got myself a new toy and had it painted. I just love leaching of taxes! I can’t even fly the thing, but I own it so who cares! A vote for me is a vote for all lecherous and leathers just like me! Wippee!
I can run an airline too.
New tools for surveillance of beneficiaries unveiled
Ace Luftwaffe pilot returns from strafing bottom-feeders
Airline CEO cuts red tape
“Stupid is what stupid does”
Watch out for the daring stunts of See-more the wing walker who is sure he will never die – his supporters won’t let him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi4kiQlaHWU
As a NZF supporter makes “adjustments” to the cockpit controls, Seymour prepares to dive on election night.
Icarus
Captain Rimmer