Political Caption Competition
I’m your captain, and I’m going to fly our plane into the Sun!
I’m your captain, and I’m going to fly our plane into the Sun!

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Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
I got fat eating at the parliament lunch room. Nyum nyum.
I’m so wealthy from my tax payers salary all these years that I got myself a new toy and had it painted. I just love leaching of taxes! I can’t even fly the thing, but I own it so who cares! A vote for me is a vote for all lecherous and leathers just like me! Wippee!
I can run an airline too.
New tools for surveillance of beneficiaries unveiled
Ace Luftwaffe pilot returns from strafing bottom-feeders
Airline CEO cuts red tape
“Stupid is what stupid does”
Watch out for the daring stunts of See-more the wing walker who is sure he will never die – his supporters won’t let him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi4kiQlaHWU
As a NZF supporter makes “adjustments” to the cockpit controls, Seymour prepares to dive on election night.
Icarus
Captain Rimmer