Political Caption Competition
What came first?
The chicken or the egg?

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Whose “laser-sharp focus on delivery” is better – did the chicken deliver the egg or the egg deliver the chicken?
If I poached and ate the egg would it be murder?
More egghead rubbish:
https://www.newsroom.co.nz/luxon-aims-for-the-stars
(This guy is fooling)
Is that egg organic? yeah nah! can’t be the chicken eats KFC.
Nobody came. It was an immaculate conception.
Heh funny – now it’s an immaculate deception
Hilarious but true, both of you.
The sky is falling, the sky is falling!
You’re right mate!
(This guy is falling)
On the rich but everyone else is happy.