Political Caption Competition
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is an angry bitter rich fuckwit who lies! The other is Chris Hipkins.
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is an angry bitter rich fuckwit who lies! The other is Chris Hipkins.

Ugh, NZF now add anti-vaxxer Anti-abortionist lunatic Harete Hipango-Brownlie to their cavalcade of political circus freaks and gumboot fascism… NZ…

ACT announces Three Strikes policy for burglary ACT want to impose a Three Strikes regime for burglary, requiring a minimum…

Farage left fighting a trash can as the UK populist leader’s election gamble backfires A political gamble looks like…
Last years Tāmaki Makaurau by-election result was a shock. Peeni Henare, a legacy Māori politician was staggeringly beaten by a…

FACT OF THE DAY: The heart beats approximately 100,000 times daily. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Indeed, it’s futile to…
The Pacific Ocean is more than an awesome geographic feature; it is a $2.5 trillion blue economic engine that includes…
Resting b*tch faces
Colour Coding:
Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages ·
colour code
verb
gerund or present participle: colour-coding
Mark (things) with different colours as a means of identification.
“each unit is colour-coded for clarity”
Have we got dumber?
I remember a time in New Zealand where we didn’t need to colour-code our politicians’ ties for clarity of who they represented. As soon as they spoke we knew.
Have we become so stupid that our politicians have to be colour coded?
Or is it, that their policies have become so similar that we need the colour coding to distinguish which is which?
I wonder?
If they swapped ties would it affect the outcome of the election?
Don’t be ungrateful to trends. That they still have colours is good. Not like the major clothing and car colours (and houses) – beige, white, grey or black.
Vote for Chris to not tax the rich.
Guys in ties
one lies
does not care how you die
One tries
But flies in fear
from what we need
does not heed
the the bleak injustice of the skies
and eats his pies.
Looks like Chris will be PM
Noooooooooooo!
Luxon …(think bubble)…”I’ve spent hours in the mirror practicing my Mussolini /Muldoon /Trump look…
I’ve spent hours learning my ‘low hanging fruit lines’ lines
I’ve spent hours revising my fav book ‘How to Win Friends And Influence People’
….and yet everyone’s laughing at me…..I don’t get it…where did i go wrong?”
Chippy …(think bubble)….This guy’s a dick!!