Political Caption Competition

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1. Luxon …(think bubble)…”I’ve spent hours in the mirror practicing my Mussolini /Muldoon /Trump look…

   I’ve spent hours learning my ‘low hanging fruit lines’ lines

   I’ve spent hours revising my fav book ‘How to Win Friends And Influence People’

   ….and yet everyone’s laughing at me…..I don’t get it…where did i go wrong?”

   Chippy …(think bubble)….This guy’s a dick!!

2. Noooooooooooo!

3. Looks like Chris will be PM

4. Guys in ties
   one lies
   does not care how you die
   One tries
   But flies in fear
   from what we need
   does not heed
   the the bleak injustice of the skies
   and eats his pies.

5. Vote for Chris to not tax the rich.

6. Colour Coding:

   Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages ·
   colour code
   verb
   gerund or present participle: colour-coding

   Mark (things) with different colours as a means of identification.
   “each unit is colour-coded for clarity”

   Have we got dumber?

   I remember a time in New Zealand where we didn’t need to colour-code our politicians’ ties for clarity of who they represented. As soon as they spoke we knew.

   Have we become so stupid that our politicians have to be colour coded?
   Or is it, that their policies have become so similar that we need the colour coding to distinguish which is which?

   I wonder?

   If they swapped ties would it affect the outcome of the election?

   1. Don’t be ungrateful to trends. That they still have colours is good. Not like the major clothing and car colours (and houses) – beige, white, grey or black.

7. Resting b*tch faces

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