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Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

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So, who invested in teleportation R&D last year?
Often people fail to recognise craft skills. Like putting a ship in a bottle. Here this is multiple vehicles, like a bunch of bottled gNats; only in the 21st century!
Simple solution, get a good bottle of something that takes away care and empty it. Dissolve cares in this solution and say like Alfred E. Neuman of Mad magazine “What, me worry?”