Political Caption Competition
National ACT Government Front Bench

Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Concerns mount over axing of national te reo Māori radio news service The decision to cut the national te reo…

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
Due to Luxons stubbornly low preferred PM polls, Nicola decides to take matters into her own hands, and slips an overdose of rogaine into his tea, but instead of growing hair, he develops gigantism side effects and becomes extremely horny. Nicola said she doesn’t regret her actions, and that she actually prefers the horny Luxon, for personal reasons. She stated with a wry smile, adding that Sarah Dowie can’t have all the fun.
Bahahahahaha Skip, brilliant.
Wins today’s imaginative award!
It was rather miraculous how an undercover trans couple were able to procreate in the 1880s. Hiding in plain sight
No-nonsense Edwardian governess was always obeyed
It’s a fanciful depiction of the sad effects of bringing education to the stupid masses; as these gentlemen appear to profess, it should stay with the proper guardians as in the Catholic church performing mass in Latin which kept the sacred texts free of besmirching lower class distortion.
Nicola Willis ” the horny devil”
New Owners for alpine ski-field found…
Oranga Tamariki are confident they can manage the new wave of criminal youth…
Pouty Rimmer in front