Political Caption Competition

ByThe Daily Blog
And now the pretend is clearAnd what I face is finally certain Leo Molloy, I’ll make it clearI’m full of shit, an oz behind the curtainI’ve lived a life that’s bullI’ve burnt each and every bonsaiBut more, much more than thisI did it while hating every Gay
Regrets, what are those?Simon Wilson is the exemptionI didn’t do, what I had to doI saw Auckland drown and took my pensionI planned each asset privatisation Each evil step along the bywayBut more, much, much more than thisI did it while hating every Gay
There were times I’m sure Simon Wilson knewWhen I bit off more than I could chewBut through it all, when there was doubtI Fucked it up and shat it outI faced it all and I stood small and did it hating every Gay
For what is an old boomer, what has he got?I ejaculate dust, hollow money shotTo not say the hate that I truly feelAre the words of Quitter Molly who kneelsLet the record show I took all the blows and did it hating every Gay

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  2. Is that the Auckland Mayor? In Paul Fussell’s pop sociological book he writes about the ubiquitious USA cap and how it reflects class (which it seems that Jafa Mauor is unashamedly echoing and courting) in his book ‘Class’ by Paul Fussell | Goodreads
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    1 Hān 1983 — Fussel both romanticizes and skewers each social stratum in America. Be prepared to cringe when he ridicules something YOU do. While many of …

    Class Dismissed – The Atlantic
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    1 Māe 2009 — By chapter two, Fussell is revealing that he believes there are actually nine classes (Top Out-of-Sight, Upper, Upper Middle, Middle, High .    ..

  3. Perhaps Mayor Brown has heard of James Brown – thinks there is something to be gained from the name – branches out into hip hop or similar? But I think it is too sharp and cerebral for him eh?

    Here is a training video for him of Chains by DLT and Che Fu.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dBTLZqO2T0
    Chains 1996 [Verse 1]
    Come test me like a bomb straight from Mururoa
    How comes I got cyclops fish in my water
    A nation of Pacific lambs to the slaughter
    Three eyes for my son and an extra foot for my daughter
    Gifts from a land that I don’t even know
    I was too slow to even see that escargot
    You say I’m all blow
    No cash exchange I didn’t lie
    There’s a picture of me in the dictionary under French Fry
    No racism I’m out for who’s in charge
    I’d like to lay that fat cable in their backyard
    Too far they’ve gone
    Now I’m radioactive strong
    I just walk past the switch and all the lights turn on
    No Last Dragon
    Just left my bones exposed
    Didn’t reach no final level yet my body still glows
    Why do you wanna annoy
    Nuclear boy with your toy
    Wai pihia neke mase a koe

    Feel the lights of one who stays
    Over come some day
    Set your sights and chip away…
    Read on –
    https://genius.com/Che-fu-chains-lyrics

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