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What’s this swimming stuff? I just stand and keep cool, doing what I do best – look bovine and staunch.
Make New Zealand Great for the National Party’s Cows.
Hey diddle diddle
The Nats like to fiddle
So this cow jumped
over the moon.
Luxon laughed
To see such fun
And Seymour said
“ Let us spoon.”
When the shit hits the river vote National!
That is no bull
Trevor The bulls go to graze in Albert Park