Political Caption Competition
ACT ramraid their own conference

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
The self preservation society
“We paid $1.6 mill in donations and all we get is a fucking mini! Surely there’s a black Mercedes floating around?”
Good o’le motor man.
Act announces new “I’ll park wherever I fucking like” policy
Cunning! ACT runs campaign starting off with fund-raising lottery to win car emblazoned with act (axe) emblem – not to be painted over till after the election. Great promotional idea. (No charge Axe – I know you’re always willing to swipe advantage from anyone.)
“Nooooo, it’s not even a hybrid vehicle!”
Liberal tears, wahhhh!
Mini Me
I never knew Gary Numan was on your again.
…on tour again. Ducking word predict!
Couldn’t get a speaker with anything worthwhile to say to come on stage so had to bring a prop on stage. (and a car).