Political Caption Competition

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1. When asked by Goff if he had ever been to a coronation Charles requested the cone of silence.

2. ACT’s Seymour’s aspirations to greatness were stymied by his lack of bigheadedness.

3. In ancient tales, the kingdom searched for a new monarch, inviting applicants forward to try the Crown, knowing the right man on whom it fitted royally. JKRowling used this ritual in her book with the Sorting Hat allocating Houses for students with a summary like ‘Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself.’

4. That crown is as much a fake as the person hidden under. The jewels don’t have the required amount of sparkle one would expect from priceless gems. It’s a dress-up, stage one for court-fools and it’s fooled someone.

5. Charles gets himself a Hipkins colonial haircut.

6. “Oh yes! Definitely Slytherin…”

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