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How Luxon thought Waitangi Day went
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No no no its finger licking good
Luxon offering his hand in friendship.
Captain Bonehead assures her it is a great deal.
“All we want is all your land. What do you get in exchange? It’s called type 2 diabetes in a box.”
That lady in the grass skirt is going to be mightily disappointed when she opens the box and finds, not fingerlicking KFC, but tastebud curdling marmite sandwiches.
LUXON TO WAHINE
Behold! I bestow upon you the blessings of colonisation!
WAHINE TO LUXON
If you think we will give up sovereignty for this crap you are fucking crazy!
Like most of the governments policies, the large box promised a lot but only contained a handful of wings.