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This Hat seems to make Luxon’s sad dead eyed gaze even more grim. It’s like a depressed Harry Potter Sorting Hat glumly mumbling ‘National’ when placed on his head.
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TWAT in a HAT
White man’s Dover Samuels.
I’m sturdy, stable and reliable … But my Hawaiian flavored policies are NOT!!!
All around my hat…
https://youtu.be/eRZ_Va4niUs
All careful NZ/Aotearoans should take note of these cautionary words when being seduced by politicians.
..But he thought to have deprived me of a far better thing
But I being careful like lovers ought to be
He’s a false deluding young man, let him go farewell he.
Even though it’s all rather empty up there, let’s pretend I’m keeping something under my hat.
Cowboy meets Policeman
“If you want to get ahead, get a hat.”
Indiana Jones and the disappointing punchline…
That awkward moment when you realize cunnilingus does not mean “good at talking…”
Wired for frown
“Sneaky little hobbitses”
Nice hat. Stylish and bet it’s expensive. He’s looking pensive but it’s not because he is worrying about the price. Someone is feeding bad news through his earpiece – Damn they’ve run out of your favourite food/drink, the plane freighting it was cancelled. Luxon thinks. ‘When I get in that word will be cancelled. If I didn’t feel so shit that would seem a funny.’
The mafia came to town
Bored with what went down
Contracts, contacts, no tax, anti- vax
Don’t really know the game
All i want is fame
“ I new I should have put my money on that other horse not on ‘donbrashecho’”