Political Caption Competition

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1. “ I new I should have put my money on that other horse not on ‘donbrashecho’”

2. The mafia came to town
   Bored with what went down
   Contracts, contacts, no tax, anti- vax
   Don’t really know the game
   All i want is fame

3. Nice hat. Stylish and bet it’s expensive. He’s looking pensive but it’s not because he is worrying about the price. Someone is feeding bad news through his earpiece – Damn they’ve run out of your favourite food/drink, the plane freighting it was cancelled. Luxon thinks. ‘When I get in that word will be cancelled. If I didn’t feel so shit that would seem a funny.’

4. “Sneaky little hobbitses”

5. Wired for frown

6. That awkward moment when you realize cunnilingus does not mean “good at talking…”

7. Indiana Jones and the disappointing punchline…

8. “If you want to get ahead, get a hat.”

9. Cowboy meets Policeman

10. Even though it’s all rather empty up there, let’s pretend I’m keeping something under my hat.

11. All around my hat…
    https://youtu.be/eRZ_Va4niUs

    1. All careful NZ/Aotearoans should take note of these cautionary words when being seduced by politicians.
       ..But he thought to have deprived me of a far better thing
       But I being careful like lovers ought to be
       He’s a false deluding young man, let him go farewell he.

12. I’m sturdy, stable and reliable … But my Hawaiian flavored policies are NOT!!!

13. White man’s Dover Samuels.

14. TWAT in a HAT

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