Political Caption Competition
National Party voters considering Chris Luxon at next years election.
National Party voters considering Chris Luxon at next years election.

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper columnist…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
Guess who’s wondering if he’ll be stuffed, trussed, and roasted by Christmas ?
I hear Nicola Willis got a well used set of knives from Aunty Judeath as a not-so-secret Santa gift recently…
“ The Night of the Long Knives” aka Turkey Putsch…
“ Christmas is coming, and the turkey’s getting fat,
Please put a penny in the bald man’s hat.
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do,
If you haven’t got a ha’penny Christ’o’pher hates you.”
Luxon considers putting youth in ovens…
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