Dear parents and schools.
I’m going to bash you for raising bottom feeders while this huge wooden eagle carries a photo of the Queen just to remind you of how much richer I am than you.
Spare the whip, spoil the child.
May the blessed Christ beat the Devil out of you.
1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…
From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.
Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.
Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.
It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
I’m adaptable (sigh) now we have adopted spending restraints reflecting the financial crisis affecting even us of the National Party; the NP Head has shifted my desk to a corner in the basement near the upwardly mobile stairs where the special furniture is stored. The photo of the Queen I keep near as the symbol of service as in our National Party beliefs. We follow her commitment and devotion in our nation’s fundamental cornerstone of purity of purpose.
The big bald eagle has landed.
Signing into Aristocrats Anonymous self help group.
Dear mummy, you were right I’m afraid. I will never amount to anything special. Does Jesus still love me?
Dear Queen,
Could you please put in a good word for me. I have a feeling I’ll be joining you soon.
Sincerely
CHRISTopher
PS you could point out that trick with my name; I need all the help I can get.
PPS Any ideas for government? I’m all out down here…