Political Caption Competition
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse didn’t look as impressive as ZB had suggested.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse didn’t look as impressive as ZB had suggested.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
” And we will continue to be your front bench and government in 2023,24,25.”
“And I remind you all yet again, that there will be no running and loud behaviour in the school corridor. Yes Mr Luxton, I’m looking at you sir…”
This looks like a line-up for a NZ version of The Glums, a UK radio show from way back. In the introduction they say it’s about discussing nationwide problems and the Glums are very ordinary people like you, and all five of them are shifty, obstinate, argumentative and dim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgSzg7rUMT4