Political Caption Competition
CANCEL TAYLOR SWIFT BECAUSE SHE MADE ME FEEL FAT!

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Nicely pruned toenails and tasteful pale blue nail polish! Looks like women’s feet – anyone else would be doing something more worthwhile than painting toenails. Why do it and do all their body parts have to be decorated? Is this an indication of a new law to be passed?
@GW
Cancel Taylor Swift because:
Her toenails are doing blue face, highly offensive to Smurfs.
Cancel Taylor Swift because:
Her scales have a checkboard as does chess. She is promoting a game that normalises pawn and protects kings the very symbol of self-serving cis-het patriarchy!