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“I could’ve been the next Dr Evil – but I got laughed out of the PhD program.”
Luxon: I love Wai.. Wai.. Wai..heke Island. Not soon keen on paying rates there though.
Luxon: I’ve got a lot of time for Wai.. Wai.. Ha.. Waii. Especially when I’m in Te Puke.
Oh dear thinks Luxon, this commenter shoots oneself in foot. Waitangi has feelings that don’t honour Luxon, just as he sees little but flaws in Waitangi; as we all know in truth. But that has a ragged gonfalone these days.
I think the egg(head) has gone off, addled. He hasn’t got a lot of time for Waitangi, and Waitangi has similar feelings. On that is tacit agreement. So something may have been realised as truth yesterday, but which remains covert presently.
The reason I have a sly deceptive guilty expression, is because I’ve been farting all day and nobody noticed. Sure, Guyon did screw up his nose, and Corin started vomiting, but that was it.
‘I love coming here. I have got a lot of time for Waitangi.’
Now please stop holding a knife against my testicles.
Except those little peanuts disappeared up his arse years ago
What testicles?
It’s because he saved up all that time not going last year.
“I’ve got a lot of time for Waitangi… Day sales at places like Briscoes.”