Political Caption Competition
It’s not me, it’s you Boris!

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Larry: It’s me who has 9 lives you cretin!
Foxes without. Foxes within.
Boris or kitty – best image for drawing people in? Kitty wins!! But Boris is probably better at the drawing art, kitties just eat and rub themselves on your legs. Mind you, if they are long haired and light-coloured you might get the same effect from Boris’ ministrations.
“Feed me you ape!”
Pussy dis, pussy dat
Pussy thick, pussy fat
Break me off a piece a dat
Pussy-kit, Pussy-kat
I smell pussy
(Nicki Minaj)