Political Caption Competition
Paul Eagle stuck in the middle of an argument over who hates Wellington Ratepayers the most.
Paul Eagle stuck in the middle of an argument over who hates Wellington Ratepayers the most.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Auditioning for The Adams Family.
I never want to see Adams Family in your mouth ever again.
Whanua: Do not be too proud of this technocratic terror you’ve constructed. The ability to impoverish ratepayers is insignificant next to the power of the woke.
Foster: Your sad devotion to that secular religion does not help you conjure, chhhh, eccch, kaff kaff.
Whanua: I find your lack of faith disturbing
“I can hear them both loud and clear with my King Charles ears, unfortunately. When’s lunch?”