Political Caption Competition
Have I done enough humiliating shit to be allowed to walk amongst the rest of you again? I’m sorry I led National, I knew it was wrong, you knew it was wrong, we all knew it was wrong! Please can I get out of this fucking robot costume?






A cross between Rodney Hyde’s exhibitionism and Winston Peters visual appeal – NZ is panting for fresh political phantasmagoria – with hair. (According to latest received news, security robots can be confused between soccer balls and bald heads.)
“Somewhere over the Rainbow”!
“Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.”
No.