Political Caption Competition

Hi Brian. God here.

Look, I’ve told you a thousand times before, stop using my name for your infantile bullshit!

I have nothing to do with your dumb political Party, you know the only person I allow to speak on my behalf is John Campbell and tight leather pants? I know your doctor warned you about the slow sperm count they cause because, omnipotent over here.

Stop using me as a tax break, and no you aren’t going to heaven.

G.