Political Caption Competition


Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
Chinese captain and crew addicted to international television shows
Chinese search distant galaxies for evidence of planet key
Chinese feel good ship delivering instant wok meals enmasse.
The cruise season starts with a Chinese bang
Chinese feel good propaganda. Ship arrives with enough woks to feed all of N Z in one sitting !!!!!!
This received today. Maybe Chinese are searching skies to backup recent NASA UFO statement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D-xSaCeviM&feature=youtu.be
Israeli navy prepares to attack women sailing for Gaza…
Chinese fishing trawler disguised as survaillance vessel hunting whales and blue fin tuna around new Zealand waters.
We will all be pleasantly surprised to eventually learn that the Chinese Elders are among those behind the RV/GCR/NESARA/GESARA to be announced “shortly” which will free all humanity from the Rothschild Khazarian bankster wheel of debt. Far from being the colonial overlords they are, with ancient European nobles, humanities’ freedom fighters. Thank you God!
“spaceship to beam down the army of aliens”
As a new Planet key importation of cheap labour as kiwis aren’t interested right Minister?