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To Russia with love

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
The “man in uniform” look is all the rage this year.
Who’s your hairdresser luv? That tint and windblown look would be just right for the lead in my new film. Of course I’m blowing wind now but it might blow in the wind later.
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“Hug me close daddy” said legacy media pundits, military industrial corporatists, fading politicians and every opportunist looking to profit by vicarious association.
“Epstein my dear, but you can call me Jeff….”