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New RNZ-Reid Research poll brings boost for NZ First, Labour New Zealand First has climbed into third place in the…

The Election year is upon us and as the economy limps along after this Hard Right Governments mutilation of public…

Wait, wait, wait – are you fucking kidding me? Prime Minister Luxon decries racist rhetoric over role of iwi after…

Christopher Luxon stands by scrapping $6b resilience fund created after Cyclone Gabrielle Prime Minister Christopher Luxon says he stands by…

Alex Pretti did not brandish gun, witnesses say in sworn testimony Pair testify that Pretti did not hold weapon and…

When Auckland staggered out of lockdown, battered and bruised, we turned to Labour in the 2023 election looking for hope….
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Go on, bite the bastard, you know you want to!
…anyway, like I was sayin’, tuatara is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, tuatara-kabobs, tuatara creole, tuatara gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple tuatara, lemon tuatara, coconut tuatara, pepper tuatara, tuatara soup, tuatara stew, tuatara salad, tuatara and potatoes, tuatara burger, tuatara… sandwich. That- that’s about it…
Put me down, good day sir, – I said good day!
Three slimy toads together again eh Maggie?
Cold-blooded, creepy, reptilian creatures have been around for many years…tuatara on the other hand…
“Hateful suit-wearing reptile fraternises with members of his extended family.”