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I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
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“Hateful suit-wearing reptile fraternises with members of his extended family.”
Cold-blooded, creepy, reptilian creatures have been around for many years…tuatara on the other hand…
Put me down, good day sir, – I said good day!
Three slimy toads together again eh Maggie?
…anyway, like I was sayin’, tuatara is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, tuatara-kabobs, tuatara creole, tuatara gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple tuatara, lemon tuatara, coconut tuatara, pepper tuatara, tuatara soup, tuatara stew, tuatara salad, tuatara and potatoes, tuatara burger, tuatara… sandwich. That- that’s about it…
Go on, bite the bastard, you know you want to!