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Opening of the new new Youth Covid mass spreader event.
Opening of the new new Youth Covid mass spreader event.

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Photographer: “Say cheese!”
Over 50% of Delegates: “How dare you platform the diary industry, I’m leaving!!!”
If the Prime Minister chooses not to wear the face mask or distance then this is reason for the covid traffic light authorizations to discontinue. She will make a mockery of the political and legislative process and harm the country further if these redundant emergency measures continue.
Where are these happy lemmings off to? They look quietly confident about something, but London’s burning (or somewhere will be and I think Nero started it with his fiddling)!
Aaachooo!
Just people getting on with their lives. Move along Twitter
Just lambs to the slaughter getting ad infinitum repeat doses of thrombotic vascularitis with cumulative damage to organs. Dying With Covid #MILD