Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
the future meets the past..
donald t. brash: (thinks.) ‘i wonder if i should take up that offer to play monty burns in ‘the simpsons: the stage-show’..?
wall: ‘why are you such a stupid old man..?’
donald t. brash: (thinks..) ‘should i have baked beans or fish-fingers and frozen peas for my dinner..?’
donald t. brash: (thinks..) ‘should i get an ayn rand tattoo..?’..
wall: ‘no i will not come to your place so you can prove you aren’t a racist’.
donald t. brash: (thinks) ‘mmm – an uppity native-person’..
donald t. brash: ‘i’ve often wondered – how do maari cook frozen peas in those hangi things..?’