Political Caption Competition


Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
the future meets the past..
donald t. brash: (thinks.) ‘i wonder if i should take up that offer to play monty burns in ‘the simpsons: the stage-show’..?
wall: ‘why are you such a stupid old man..?’
donald t. brash: (thinks..) ‘should i have baked beans or fish-fingers and frozen peas for my dinner..?’
donald t. brash: (thinks..) ‘should i get an ayn rand tattoo..?’..
wall: ‘no i will not come to your place so you can prove you aren’t a racist’.
donald t. brash: (thinks) ‘mmm – an uppity native-person’..
donald t. brash: ‘i’ve often wondered – how do maari cook frozen peas in those hangi things..?’