Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper columnist…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
the future meets the past..
donald t. brash: (thinks.) ‘i wonder if i should take up that offer to play monty burns in ‘the simpsons: the stage-show’..?
wall: ‘why are you such a stupid old man..?’
donald t. brash: (thinks..) ‘should i have baked beans or fish-fingers and frozen peas for my dinner..?’
donald t. brash: (thinks..) ‘should i get an ayn rand tattoo..?’..
wall: ‘no i will not come to your place so you can prove you aren’t a racist’.
donald t. brash: (thinks) ‘mmm – an uppity native-person’..
donald t. brash: ‘i’ve often wondered – how do maari cook frozen peas in those hangi things..?’