Political Caption Competition
Simon Bridges was still laughing 6 weeks after quitting Parliament
Simon Bridges was still laughing 6 weeks after quitting Parliament

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
” I sit like this hoping to attract two Indians “.
” I am smug in the knowledge that the blue rinse brigade, will wipe Tauranga will a Neville nobody, a candidate no one knows anything about, has never achieved anything yet in politics yet will still win Tauranga”.
I may be a rat, that’s arguable, but I feel like King Rat now I am out of that low-class rat race os Parliament.
I think I’ll get a real beehive and get honey and feel I’m doing something of value and satisfaction,.