Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Mine got marked as “spam”. I guess because it wasn’t pro-Hillary? Nothing I said wasn’t true.
[Sorry, no, Nitrium. Though some might view Trump’s statements as “spam” (I couldn’t possibly comment), the fact is that queued comments still get waylaid in Folders aside from Pending. It’s a ‘bug’ in the system that still requires constant human intervention. Which is nice to know we mere mortals of flesh and blood haven’t been totally superseded by silicon chips and algorithms. – ScarletMod]
aww!! nitrium..!..c’mon ! – give us yer best trump-shot..!..
..don’t go all sulky/passive-aggressive on us now..
shout out yr luv for trump..!
tell us how we have got him so wrong..
Beware! The dark shadows are on the loose! Gloom and doom are on their way!
darker and dark..
either and or…
the devil – and the deep blue ‘c’..
mansplaining..
The one on the left has a clean slate, as symbolised by the white background. The one on the right is personally responsible for tens of thousands of dead men, women and children, as symbolised by the blood red background.