Political Caption Competition
May the 4th be with you

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“If you play with it long enough Luke, you’ll go blind”
When you really need Lucozade…
” I bought this toy with Luxons $2 a week inflation fix”.
New National party apprentice shoots himself in head rather than being party’s 15th leader in 4 years.
Nothing to see here, move along
Labour Party tinkers with democracy.