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The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
As John Not The Baptist Key is so keen on a free trade agreement with Saudi Arabia and the Gulf States, we need to take a close look at some of the booming business that they love to engage in there:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Defence_Exhibition
Now I have little time for Ayaotollahs in Iran, I have little time for Hezbollah and their attacks, I also have NO time for Zionism, Israeli Expansion, or Saudi dominance on the Arabian Peninsula, but this bi-annual event has got me worried. What true efforts for peace are they perhaps talking about, what are their customers and deliverers talking a bout? We are told endless fucking lies about peace efforts in the MID EAST, while they are all war mongering and making endless profits from it, the bastards.
Team Joyce slips in for condom fitting prior to early trials of MSM’s newest game show – ‘The Biggest Dickhead’
Sociopathic tendencies contained in tinfoil hats!!
That mirror over there makes us look like Laurel and Hardy!
Steven “Goebbels” Joyce approving facilities National have decided the homeless will be accommodated and working next year, during the election.
“No homeless. No unemployed. Every Kiwi housed and employed.”
Is that the grinning fool John Key on the left, giving his slimy seal of approval?
Members of a newly formed UN Watchdog Agency inspect a launch facility on the outskirts of Tehran for signs of DMS (Dildos of Mass Satisfaction)
If that’s Mr Twit on the right is it a monKEY on the left?