Political Caption Competition
Where is the National policy that will win us the election?
Where is the National policy that will win us the election?

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Wrong again Frankie, it’s Bridges taking off to his 10 Bridges to nowhere.
“ Who was that dude in the black Mercedes and what do you think he wants? “
Sad politicians searching for a Wellington bus.
The Four Myopics of the Apocalypse.
The rapture is coming… is coming… is coming…
Is that Simon nah! cant be, he’s gone
National MPs follow their leaders advice and search for Jesus.
Advanced hair? Yeah nah…
On the lookout for the deadly brown tide…
only one National party member remembers to bring binoculars
Cargo Cultists looking into the future [and pretending to see something]
Thank god for the Cargo Cultists
Is that watery speck in the distance the harbour? We can market it with “harbour views!”. Where? Oh I think it’s just the sun shining off a roof